Tuesday, April 30, 2013

I'M SORRY, I have very active spit glands.

Well, I am drawing a picture of David Bowie, AND THIS PICTURE IS COMPLETELY IRREVELANT.
But anyways.

BACK TO THE NON POINT. My overactive brain is freaking out. My head is freaking out at projectiles projecting- like the images you find on the back of those milk cartons from your childhood. Like the cartoons- what does it mean? The expiration date is on your birthday. I'm tired. And my head feels weird. I kind of want to eat someopysdfweaf twe sf ew  e  wreg g 4wt eg egw 5er y5 y5 w45  AGH I COULDN'T CONTAINING- WHAT IS THE WORDS SAYING? WHAT????? THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG HERE- My brain just briefly died XD I don't know what that was. I was going to say "I kind of want to eat something" and I was coing to say that I couldn't controll my arm. It turned into containing. THERE IS SOMETHING REALLY WRONG HERE XD
Squidward's flowers comes in cubes.
I BETTER DO SOMETHING. SOMETHING... That does something.
NAH.

Monday, April 29, 2013

NEW LOOK, Same Great Taste.

Well, I had a dream about getting into a spaceship with Ziggy Stardust last night. It was pretty awesome. But this picture is not even Ziggy related. This is John Lennon. He will be on my blog today, like hundreds of times before. Maybe. At least 200 posts. I GUARENTEE IT, 200 OUT OF THE NOW 965. But most likely there's been more. Well, 145 contain "John" and 85 contain "Lennon". Some of those might overlap, sure. 135 contain the word Beatle. 196 contain Ringo, 103 Paul, and 152 George. ONLY SIX CONTAIN ZIGGY XD I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE MORE. But 13 contain Bowie. 36 contain Freddie (as in Mercury). 13 for Jimmy Page. 8 for Brian May. 17 for CHUBBER! My tubby kittiepies. 69 contain the word "Fat." No lies XD I've said the word fat in 43 more posts than I've mentioned Led Zeppelin. WHAT? Well, fat is a common word in my vocabulary. I don't think fat is that bad of a word. In some countries, it's a huge compliment. I just think it's a characteristic. That person has green eyes. That person has long hair. That person is chubby. I DON'T KNOW XD If you said someone was REALLY OBESE then that could be mean, but it's a characteristic, man. My cat is chubby. Even I'm a bit chubby. AND IT'S A GOOD THING, MAN. IT SHOWS THAT YOU'RE NOT MALNOURISHED XD
ANYWAYS. I got contacts today. That is what I did. I am wearing them now, and it's good. A bit weird, but good. I think I might need a better one in my right though, I've got a stigmatism. THAT IS A FUNNY WORD. STIGMATISM. Actually, looking it at wikipedia, turns out it's ASTIGMATISM XD I think they gave me a lens like the top right corner in the picture. Not perfect, but it should be okay. AND CHUBBER IS TRYING TO EAT MY PENCIL. GOODNIGHT, AND I AM NOW 5278 DAYS OLD!!! =D

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Well, I need to give this some good content. I HAVE BEEN SKIPPING GOOD CONTENT FOR DAYS NOW. I NEED TO GIVE THIS BLOG SOMETHING OF MEANING. Maybe I should write something random. I don't know. Nothing nonfiction expecially interesting today. I HAVE NO INSPIRATION. MY BRAIN IS BROKEN. I DIDN'T EVEN NAME THIS POST. WHAT IS WRONG HERE?" WHY DID I put quote marks there? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. I AM TIRED. GOOD NIGHT XD

Saturday, April 27, 2013

My nose is expiriencing an unconfortable sensation.

I FOUND OUT TODAY THAT I COULD PLUG IN MY IPOD TO MY AMP. THAT HAS SAVED ME ABOUT 80 BUCKS. MAYBE. WELL, IT'S NICE, ANYWAYS.
I keep on posting on this blog too late, and I AM VERY VERY TIRED. I SHAL GIVE YOU EXTERNAL CONTENT:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4uYDmym5ic
Fast forward to the play. IT NEVER GETS OLD XD
and I also found out today THAT ROGER TAYLOR IS ONLY 63 YEARS OLD! A new record for the people I listen to. I freaked out when David Bowie was only 66. The oldest would be Ravi Shankar at 92, then Chuck Berry at 86. I THINK. But the majority are all around 70. I can't belive George would be 70- ALL THE BEATLES ARE SEPTUAGENARIANS! That is something. Then Led Zeppelin's a bit younger, then Queen. TOP 3 BANDS. FOR ME. WAIT- ROBERT PLANT'S ONLY 64! YOUNG PEOPLE!--
HOLY ROCKY STRATOCASTER. I HAVE FOUND THE ULTIMATE RECORD BREAKER.
JOHN DEACON IS ONLY 61!!! I had NO IDEA. And Freddie was the oldest, would of been 67. Everybody in the band is 2 years apart XD 61, 63, 65, 67.
Well, my eyes are being weird, so I WILL LEAVE YOU WITH DIFFERENT FORMATTING. THANK YOU.

Friday, April 26, 2013

I NEED TO GOST ON MY SLOG TO PET TO BLEEP.

I have had over 10,000 page views on this blog, 10,000 computers visiting this domain to read every single day of my life. MY FAT LIFE, WITH FAT CATS. YES.
Sometimes makes me stop and think. BUT THAT'S JUST ME. By september I will have posted for 1000 consecutive days. BEAT THAT. 1000 CONSECUTIVE DAYS OF MY LIFE. 3 MORE YEARS AND IT COULD BE 2000. I'd be out of school by then I think. On to college, I assume.
The real question remains. Why am I continuing this text when I could be sleeping? I have now ascended above nature, like time and time before that, becoming more than man, but what man could be. I am ignoring my natural instinct to pursue thought. Isn't that what humanity is partially about, deep down inside? Well, I'LL LEAVE YOU AT THAT, 'CAUSE I'M GIVING IN XD PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5275 DAYS OLD!!! =D

Thursday, April 25, 2013

I felt nicely today.

I just watched a few GEORGE music videos. That would be the Harrison of the Georges. My personal favorite. Now I'm watching spongebob. Why? I like it. Don't judge my addiction, man.
I discovered today that if Spongebob was S-bob and Patrick was P-rick, Squidward would be S-word.
Well, anyways, I ALSO FOUND THIS TODAY.
THIS JUST DISCRIBES GEORGE.
NOW THAT IS DRESSING CLASSY. AND THE HAIR- OH YES.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

960°

CONGRATULATIONS: You now have it stuck behind your tooth.
I am thirsty, and am tired. Last night I had a dream, but it was forgotten. But I do remember the one before that. I was walking onto the front porch when I spotted a car going by. "HOLY-" I exclaimed, meaning to end in a "ROCKY STRATOCASTER", like usual. But I didn't finish, and the driver asked why I exclaimed loudly, and why I had exclaimed at all. THEY HAD AN INCREDIBLY FANCY CAR. Why did I exclaim? I do not know. Anyways, then later I bought a bunch of Beatle-related stuff, along with a very rare Traveling Wilbury record. It may have been the long lost second volume! Well, anyways, I am DONE. I WILL NOW GET A GLASS OF WATER. THE END.




I kind of want to know what this means XD

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

CHRONIC EXISTENCE OF THE NASAL.

Well, I could say things to you, but my eyes hurt. And I don't think anything that I could think up right now would have a major positive influence on your life. I belive you could do something more productive with your time than read these words. Now me, this is probably the most productive thing I've done all day, except for taking a shower (Because I am not nearly as classy as Freddie Mercury, who would obviously be taking a bubble bath. In a hot tub. Outdoors. In the middle of a garden. With someone styling his hair and someone else combing his mustache. AT THE SAME TIME. But I don't even have a mustache, so this was ruled out.) Well, that's it. I am too lazy to find my age in the common 24 hour increments of time. Thank you.

Monday, April 22, 2013

MEH.

I am the nerd who wants to go to school XD BUT I CAN'T. Preschooler S-word fever. I don't want to miss anything, BUT I MUST. At least I have a Felis cattus with a high fat content to keep me company. That and spongebob. Maybe even get smart. I WISH I COULD DRAW... But even typing takes much of my energy. Well, I'll get to sleep in... But my nose hurts, my throat hurts, my sinuses hurt, my eyes hurt, my neck hurts, my legs hurt, my armpits hurt, AND THE INSIDE OF MY EARS HURT. AND SO ON. Well, last night I had a dream about taking a vacation in a warm, dry location. It was nice, until I had to excape sudden doom by climing a hill of dried grass and obese sunbathers. I finally made it to the end, when a large flock of birds were aproaching. Aperantly in this area, they were dangerous (they emmittted toxic substances, or something) and I had to duck and cover. They were not ducks, so this was difficult, as the wind started to swirl around. Luckilly they passed, and I was left unscathed. And I must blow my nose.
AND I AM BACK.
So, then I found out I had to run ALL THE WAY BACK OVER THE HILL, where my parrents had met old friends at an aquarium. They had a daughter who was apperantly my age and apperantly knew me at some point. I had no memory of this, since I was probably very young, and unlike my concious self, didn't have a good long term memory. If my dreams were REALLY ACURATE, it would be my short term memories that suffered. ANYWAYS, I then met them, and found out that the family had a genetic mutation (from the father's side), that caused them to turn into anchovies when in contact with large quantities of water. This was temporary, but troubling. This started at age 13, and it was the person's 13th birthday. Which dosn't make sence, because I am older than that- THEY MUST OF LIED TO ME ABOUT OUR AGES MATCHING... Or my dream just had some flaws in it. So, she knew this secret, I listened in and found it out, but her younger sister didn't yet, being too young. Then I had to paint something, with large cans of oil paint. I wanted to know if they were toxic, so someone gave me a toxicity test kit. It instructed me to pour each color of the paint inside my mouth, swish it around for five minuets and thirty seconds, then spit it out. And guess what- THEY WERE TOXIC XD I didn't quite get their counterproductive logic, and soon felt deathly ill. AND UPON WAKING UP- I had a painful cold. THE END.

Sunday, April 21, 2013

I fell asleep for awhile, and had a dream about squares and the number 25. AND 25 JUST HAPPENS TO BE A SQUARE NUMBER! XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InS3Jjtpks4&feature=player_embedded
That song is the story of my life, man XD
That is also probably the only time I will link to a song recorded after 1983.
ANYWAYS, I have obtained an illness today and spent the day doing pretty much nothing... So I don't have much to say XD Well, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5270 DAYS OLD!!! =D

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Do you really CARE what letter this language starts with?

I straightened my hair today, to see what it would look like out of boredom. It looked normal and ugly, like all the mainstream females' hair these days, so I took a shower and now I am back to my normal Robert Plantlike self.
If I did have naturally occurring straight hair, I'd cut it short, or do something a bit unusual with it, maybe bleach and dye it to a nice shade of orange. Maybe I'd even have slightly messed up teeth and high cheekbones too.
But really, I do sometimes wish I had hair like that XD I did in my dream last night.
BUT I DO WANT A SUIT LIKE THAT, MAN. I'd wear that. It would be random, yes, compared to my usual fashion, but I'd wear it.
ANYWAYS, I had a dream last night. There was this guy who was abducted by space aliens (and like all my imagination/dream aliens, they were very human like, most likely martians) and found out that he was actually one of them, sent to Earth as an experiment  There was a lot to it, but I don't really remember XD Well, I am very tired, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5270 DAYS OLD!!! =D

Friday, April 19, 2013

He looked so sickly, if you said he was a dying man I would of believed it.
Things change, if you really look at them. And if you look at them more, they could even be the same.
Things can be sad. Things can make you bury your head in your hands,
 And things can make you cry. Things can make you bury your head in your hands,
And things can make you die. I've missed them for years, though I've never met them, really. I don't even really know who they are.
I can think of the better things. The things you really used to, when you did.
You got them. Used to them. Easy, though hard afterwards.
Paranoia starts in March!
I'm deep inside and outside, if I looked around in a factual and logical manner I might loose it. Like falling in a tunnel, that goes up.
Erasers can be helpful. They erase things.
Sometimes, you laugh, and then you cry, like some crazed maniac, really.
I've got a lump on my earlobe. I've had it since 6th grade, and it's starting to hurt.
Read 3 chapters into something before you commit to a project.
he would of just set the book down and walked right out the door and searched for some place in the middle of what ever place of nature he could find and feel, not think, but feel real hard.
Take your vitamins, then dial the magic number.
OH YEAH? I DARE YOU TO JUST TRY AND FINISH IT ALIVE!

That's what happens when I read my blog. It's like what he said- except for not physical paper. I think I should do that.

Thursday, April 18, 2013

And everybody in the room grew old and lived.

"See me?" she said, walking about. "It's not really me- I could be anyone- Like when we were kids, by the pond! Well, if you had a pond, but you know- I could be anyone- you could be anything." He sat there on the bench, staring at her, blankly. She ran around frantically, laughing. She saw him for a long time, but only knew him a small bit.
"Understand? You see, I could be a knight- or a tiger- or a elf- Anything!" She skipped around, picking  dandelions and tossing them to him, who just sat there.
"Let's- let's pretend now. I- I could be king, and you, you could be queen..." She stared into his bright eyes, drawing closer. "We could be... Heroes, just for one day..." She leaned in, and he slowly smiled. She grabbed his arms, pulling him off the bench.
"Run, dance, hide- Anything." she spun him around and around.
He spoke, quietly and still. "You will be king, I will be queen." He lifted the corner of his mouth, then extended his hand. He twisted his long hair around his left handed fingers, while touching her hair with his right. It was short and choppy, kind of stuck up like a bunch of straw. She'd chopped it off last first tuesday of the month. He giggled, while she led him to another land, climbing the horizon. When they reached it, they were there.
"We could be heroes..."

DO DO DOL.
I don't know what that was.
I AM SO TIRED. Well, get yourself a new toaster. I NEED TO SLEEP.

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

I just realized that my floor is made of concrete. I never really thought of it, though I see it every day.

Do you ever wonder if the texture of your food is normal? Do you sometimes wish you could scratch the inside of your ear? Do you sometimes find dust underneath your cupboards? Then you need MEGAGLEAM!

Not to be confused with MEGAGLAM ™:
BACK TO THE ORIGINAL ALIGNMENT OF THE TEXT! The alignment we all know and love dearly, darling. 
THAT WAS A FREDDIE MOMENT, DARLING XD FREDDEH.
Well, today I learned that I can forget a whole day. WHAT HAPPENED? I don't remember. 2nd, 4th period- GONE. I remember the end of the classes, but nothing else. Except I was extremely wanting to not sit down. That is gramatically correct on my plannet, dear. YOU CAN TURN ANYTHING INTO A MERCURY SENTENCE, JUST TRY IT, DARLING. PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5266 DAYS OLD!!! =D

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

"FEEBIE THE THRILL SEAKER."

How do you spell feebie? I DON'T KNOW. Those words were in my dream last night, and I was supposed to post them on my blog. I don't know why. But AWESOMALLY ENOUGH, IN MY DREAM GEORGE HARRISON GAVE ME A LOAF OF DAVE'S KILLER BREAD!!! It was awesome. Then for a while I was Freddie Mercury. Good times. Well, it's Tuesday XD YEAH YEAH YEAH...
I think I'll wear victorian era vests... They look far out XD I don't know. I'm getting a new jacket- A BIG EVENT FOR ME XD Well, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5265 DAYS OLD!!! =D

Monday, April 15, 2013

YOU JUST SAID A GOOD WORD.

Well, I've got things done. I should make my bed now XD
ANISOCORIA EFFECTS MANY SPECIES, INCLUDING CATS AND BOWIES.

HAPPY BOWIE.

HAPPY ZIGGY (without eyebrows or makeup XD)

TEETH.












Don't laugh at him. On his planet, you're weird.

Sunday, April 14, 2013

I could always get a pat on the back and an E for effort.

I'm still working on that poem... Hopefully I get extra time XD I should of done the more concrete stuff... I think I still get extra time since I was gone... HOPEFULLY. BUT I STILL NEED TO GET TO SLEEP. I TRIED. I kept on coming up with stuff, but it didn't sound like John... Well, peace and love, peace and love, AND I AM NOW 5263 DAYS OLD!!! =D

Saturday, April 13, 2013

And remember children, licking doorknobs is sometimes illegal on other planets.

YES. Today was unproductive for me, and I enjoyed it XD I should get to sleep very soon. BUT FIRST: I finally scanned this in:


I couldn't fit the whole thing, but here it is in two pieces. THE FIRST PAGE. with some basic color thrown in. THE LIFE OF A DIGITAL ARTIST. YAY. MESSED UP FACES. If only I could draw them good XD it's hard with pen... I'll just make pen look GOOD. Should I do this all mono tone? I DON'T KNOW. It would remind me of that two page comic I did that ideally would of been MUCH LONGER. This one ideally will be about 6 pages, then I'll do more... I'LL MAKE THEM QUICKER. Its just the fear of messing up the permanent pen... Hopefully the digital thing will erase my fears this time... I CAN ERASE MISTAKES =D Well, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND NOW I AM NOW 5252 DAYS OLD!!! =D

Friday, April 12, 2013

NYOH.

This is one of those moments, where you wonder what you prefer.

NOW THE MOMENT IS DIFFERENT.
Well, for school I am supposed to write a poem in the style of the poet I have chosen. The problem is, I have chosen John Lennon. HOW DO YOU DO THAT? Well, I tried. I found myself writing a song. It's good, but it sounds more like Bob Dylan XD not Johnish. I have a song that sounds somewhat like George, but NOT JOHN. This is hard, man XD What do I do? My own thoughts arn't that interesting, only my progressing strange state of mind. I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING XD But John's stuff is so DIFFERENT. You can't just write "A John Lennon song." There's all kinds of John songs. But it's a poem, so it dosn't need music. Part of the problem solved, BUT I WANT MUSIC XD I could write John Lennonesque literature, but I wrote about his songwriting, which is much more profound. Though his writing is genius, it is the kind of humor very few people on this earth could appreciate. I am one of them. It's like The Magical Mystery Tour. You have to be that kind of (weird) person. BUT STILL- THIS PROBLEM STANDS. What would John do? He'd write his own song. Then not care about the grade. BUT I DO XD I've got to think of something. Well, other than that, it is my annual and a half getting a new jacket time. I can't find one online. But I never buy clothes online, so there. I'll find something in some store or something. Something cool, vintage, and with lots of pockets. WELL, PEACE AND LVOE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5261 DAYS OLD!!! =D

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Cold Vision

"Where can a horizon lie when a nation hides it's organic minds in a cellar... Dark and grim. They must be very dim."

"What color do you see at such an hour?" The Ninth Man asked, leaning over the curious onlooker. "Tell me, what color can you see?" They never replied to him, just pushing past. He stood there, very tall, very thin, very dark, very colorless, very odd. He was with sound, only when spoken. The Ninth Man walked lonely along the sidewalk, very much alone. His right arm would jerk about, then his left, and images of the oncomming trafic would flash in his mind. It was very fast, sudden, and left him cold.  Maybe death was cold. He'd never done it. He'd seen them though, they would run wherever they could when they heard the sights and seen the sounds. It would drive them mad, the liquid conciousness dispersing into the night, evaporating, never to be seen again. He'd laugh and cry, though he didn't know why. Then he'd wake up and shake it off.
"Hello, how is this day?" He asked the woman, only to watch her walk by. "What is this day doing for you?" He stood there, very alone, very confused, very not very. Not really. But it was the same as before. "I've seen you before." He said to the man, "I met your self one day, before I met the others, except for the other ones." The man walked by, swiftly, knuckles white, clutching his briefcase. The Ninth Man stood, then sat down. Very cold, very damp, very strange, very silent. He burried his head in his hands, ran his long paleish fingernails through his long strawberry-like hair. Very lost, but nearly blissfully, but very not. Very unaware, very unfeeling. He was like this for an amount of time. He felt something approach, kick him and fall on him. He stayed there, but the object did too, until it didn't any longer. Only semi-so. You see, the object did move, but not away. It spoke.
"Hello, mister. Fine day we're having? Unless you're having another? Then how is yours? I hope it's like mine." The Ninth Man looked up, to find a pair of bright eyes staring at him. Very bright, very curious, very odd. The eyes had a face, the face had a nose and also had a mouth. The mouth had lips and white and slightly skewed teeth. It smiled, a strange but friendly smile. Very young, very strange. Very happy. Though very very cold, and rested its head on The Confused Ninth Man.
"Hello, It is, thank you." He sat still, very still, and stayed there. The wind was slightly blowing with a slight breeze. It's hair was blowing in the wind, cold metalic like hair, yellowish hair, like brass. It brushed against The Ninth Man's nose, causing him to smile with slightfulness, and then his own hair was then in the wind too. It looked at him with warm blue eyes, smiled at him with cold teeth. The Ninth Man smiled back.
"You seem to have a name, though I don't know what it is." Said The Ninth Man, for that was what he said.
"I do seem to have a name, but I have misplaced it." It scratched its head, looking around. They sat next to eachother on the ground, very wondering, very looking, very hopeful.
"I'll find you one. Let's see..." The Ninth Man did not like saying Let's See, but he said it just the same. He looked amongst the trees and the waste bins and the concrete, and only found a name when he looked beneath his fingernails. He didn't like it, so he fed it to a pigeon. Then he looked at it's eyes again.
"I'll name you... Tommy." For that was the first name that came to mind.
"I do like that. Which one will I be?"
"You will be the Ninth Tommy." Said the Ninth Man, so The Ninth Man and Ninth Tommy walked away together, except they were sitting so they pretended so. Soon Ninth Tommy fell asleep, then The Ninth Man. Nothing wrong became of them that night, because people just passed by, swiftly, avoiding the Ninths all together. Why? They haddn't got a clue.

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Derpipedia

YAYAYAYAY is very different than YAYAYAYA. It has a very different feel, man. THIS IS MY FIRST BLOG POST IN CHROME. Or maybe the second. I got tired of firefox and tried Chrome, AIN'T GOING BACK FOR A WHILE, MAN XD I gave it pretty colors! Can you dig this:
This is what it looks like from my point of view, man. POINT OF VIEW. pretty, isn't it? I think it's groovy. Well, anyways, I had a dream last night but it has excaped my mind.... I'll try and remember the next one. PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5259 DAYS OLD!!! =D

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

YOU INVENTED YOUR FACE

THEY ARE ALL ANNOYING PEOPLE, SHOW ME.
No, because I have already seen THEIR LIES AND BOREDOMEOFS.
YOU GET WHAT YOU THROW AT THEM, MAN.
They blow it right back.
He'll give you meat.
Don't listen in the shopping centers, you know.
If you do.
You know what I mean?
You know you better.
YyYyYy

I like it.
.ti oD.

SOMETHING HURT MEH FOOT.
I'm purchasing a FANCY BAG. It will make me happiesish. X 10

FOURTY LASHES.

AND I AM NOW 5258 DAYS OLD!!! =D XD



Monday, April 8, 2013

WOOPS

YES. JUST YES. Now I'm going to make a pyramid of classic rock. I was going to do bands, but maybe types of music... I DON'T KNOW. Maybe the contents of my ipod. I don't know. Who would I put at the top? I could put things I don't like, but NO. The only stuff I don't like on my iPod is the weird Yoko Ono stuff. MY TUBBER JUST KITTY SWORE AT ME. I like poking it in its fat. It is tubbies.

WELL, ANYWAYS, I HAD THE BEST ICECREAM TODAY, And wanted to know if John Lennon liked icecream. NOW I KNOW:
YEAH. Peace and love, peace and love, and I AM NOW 5257 DAYS OLD!!! =D

Sunday, April 7, 2013

123

Today I am going to teach you about Beatlology. The Beatle species has decreased rapidly since the sixties when it thrived. Today it is at only 50% of it's former population, the lowest it's been since 1941. It comes from a wet climate, originally dwelling in Europe. There are four breeds of Beatles, The John, Paul, George and Ringo. 75% percent of Beatles are herbivores, also having a longer average lifespan. The George and John breeds have the shortest lifespans, at 56 and 40 years, respectively. The Beatles seem to not be affected by climate change, but the change of the music scene has distressed them, expecially the George breed. Young Beatles usually live in packs, but split up around age 30. After this, the Ringo breed sometimes reunites with former members for brief amounts of time, and a reunion between a Paul, George and Ringo has even been recorded in the mid 90s. Sadly, by that time, the Johns had already been hunted to extinction. The Georges have gone extinct in the early 2000s, but of primarily natural causes. The Paul and Ringos still thrive in Europe and North America, sometimes migrating to other continents to tour. Well, that is all, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 5256 DAYS OLD!!! =D


There's a part of me that knows what's going on, but all the rest does. It holds on, holds on, until emerging again with a bitter scar, waiting to fade away. It has fear, fear of not its own pain but the pain it can inflict and could inflict upon others, while the world inflicts upon it, wishing the childlike innocence upon itself while the rest takes over with the primitive beastlike jerking, clawing, biting then it screams out, cries then answers with a maniacal laughter, like it's funny. It savors yet seems to destroy the senses, while leaving you tired, tired and ashamed. You must be really going mad? That's what you ask? Because you find this "You" is what I am, and I am this so caled you. But I am not irrelavently relavent at this such time. Who is it? It dosn't have a name, just a presence. Threatens your self while your sanity had rotted way years ago.

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän

That's why if you have a circular toenail, you don't buy squares of plastic gravy.

I MADE CREME BRULEE TODAY =D It was good, man.
Well, I should have something interesting in my mind... BUT IT'S LATE YET AGAIN... I was writing something, but it's awful XD Don't know why, but I DO NOT LIKE IT XD Belive it or not, I do have standards. I thought I could spice it up if I listened to The Who, but NO, it didn't work, man. I like the story, but I don't... Should I just cut it? What gave me the idea?

I IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIV.
Well, I tried. I tried very hard. Very hard. But I couldn't XD WELL, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 52SOMETHING DAYS OLD!!! =D

This whole days I thought it was Friday. Ah well XD

Friday, April 5, 2013

HAPPY TREES.

YAY.  Well, last night I had several dreams. I did not like the first one. But the next one was good. You see, I managed to lucid dream about George Harrison. I don't know why, but my dream self seems to LOVE George, and George alone. Well, Freddie Mercury too. But my dream self never chooses anyone else. Well, I was Jimmy Page once. But anyways, I got to fly with George Harrison in a helicopter for a while, then we landed. We just hung around and ate food. Good times. I couldn't get over his shoulders though XD I have no idea why, but I seemed to really like his shoulders. And George was George. But then the dream changed, and he wasn't George any more, and I wasn't myself, and it changed into something out of some boring romantic novel or something (I havn't read any though, just guessing XD) But it was steampunk. That made it somewhat interesting. But I don't really remember it. All I remember is George. And the dream before that, a really stupid dream. Man, I was going insane... Like before, but luckilly that hasn't happened at full scale around other people... Mostly. Then there was the egg yolk. Why did I put it in an egg and eat the outside? If I had to dispose of something, WHY PUT IT IN AN EGG? The school system gave it to me. Really weird, but it was supposed to stay sealed.

ANYWAYS. CHLORAPHYLL. FLAT SHAPES. HAPPY FUN TIME. I DON'T KNOW. ONE DAY THERE WAS A MAGICAL FOUR DIMENTIONAL CIRCLE.

HAPPY LITTLE TREES.

Well, today I did stuff, I tried drawing a bit. And stuff. I havn't been very productive XD Maybe when school starts again, as much as I don't want it to.

YAAAAY. SIP SIP SIP SIP SIP

Thursday, April 4, 2013

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I somehow managed to open iTunes with those words. YEAH.
Last night I had a dream about a magic guy, and there was this other guy who supposedly used to be a ghost but wasn't any more. He asked the magic guy to turn him back into a ghost, but he said he would first have to make him not ugly. He was ugly. He would of been your standard nerd, but was tragically ugly. The main problem was a large boil on his forehead, which could only be removed by a slice of a sort of magical cucumber. It also had to be marinaded in a sort of magical sauce which the magic guy knew how to make. So, he walked miles and miles to a group of other magic people's house, and they warned him that the magic guy practiced dark magic. Then they had lemonade.

That is all I can remember.
Well, anyways. I should sleep, and do stuff. But I need to say something of VALUE.

THE ENTRANCE AND EXIT OF ZIGGEH.

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

TUBBI-TUBBI-TUB.

YAY. I DIDN'T DRAW THIS TODAY. YESTERDAY. OR THE DAY BEFORE. BUT OKAY. Anyways... Today was not my most productive of days... I have little to nothing to show for it...
WELL,
Just for old times sake XD I should draw this yet again, EVERY YEAR MAN. EVERY YEAR XD

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

OVERWEIGHT SOCKS

Last night I had a dream. It was one of those dreams where you're starting to go to sleep, and have a dream that only lasts about a second, then you wake up. Well, I was listening to George Harrison, getting to sleep, and at the song Faster he said "No one knows quite how he does it but it's true they say..." Except it was changed to "No one knows quite why he does it but it's true...", and there was a guy sitting at a table across from a gigantic bowl of grey oatmeal with miniature garden gnomes stuck up his nose, one for each nostril. That is my subconcious mind for you XD
Well, THAT IS IT. I have nothing more to say now XD

Monday, April 1, 2013

SPECIALFATS

SPECIALYOURFACEYOURMOM.

Well, turquoise bananas von jellybeans pause velcro. Grape slow noses chair please. El Quiche and pizza your grandmother. Zirconium turnips with quails. The lamppost eats cucumber.

I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME! SMELLS CAN NOW BE CONTAINED AS DATA! Google Nose, man. Wonder how that works. I've heard apple is actually going to start using the tecchnology, even allowing you to hook up a bluetooth iNose to your iPod.

I needed to show you this.
Bob Dylan's latest album, collaborating with Nickelodeon.
XD I MADE IT MYSELF XD
Whell, PEACE AND LOVE, PEACE AND LOVE, AND I AM NOW 89860 DAYS OLD!!! =D