Thursday, March 31, 2011

DEATH BY SODIUM!

that was my quote of the day! (I had a near death expirience today) so, today I went to the  beach (in mexico) AND THE SAND IS SO SOFT!!!!! AND THE WAVES WERE HHUUUGGEEE!!!!!!! AND I GOT IT IN MY THROUGHT AND MY EYES AND MY NOSE!!!!! SODDDIIIIUM! AND THEN A HHUUGE WAVE ROLED OVER ME AND IT TOOK A WHILE TO GET UP (waaay over my head) luckily, I wasn't too close to the ground, or I could of snaped my neck! IT WAS SO FUN! IT WAS A WAVE OF BROWNESS! (that didn't come out right) AND THERE WAS PANTS IN THE WATER! (they kind of floated around... slightly disturbing...) well, I'm listening to my favorite audio program, AND I'M 4518 DAYS OLD!!! =D

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

SALVETE!- I MEAN HOLA!

so, I am still Mexico (what would be the point of leaving the day after getting there?) and I GOT A BIG BLUE SOMBRERO! (I had NO IDEA how to spell that) and I also got these strange bites everywhere overnight. but I didn't get a memorable dream. so, still thinking of what else to post.... well, I think there's Beatle fans down here, because I have heard them twice from radios so far! (and I've NEVER heard them on radios in the states!) and of coarse, I hear them from my mp3 player! AND I'M 4517 DAYS OLD!!!=D

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

I HAVE ARRIVED!!! ~IN MEXICO!~

So, I am now in mexico, and I drew Prince Alexzander on the plane, and then felt one of the worst pains of my life going down to the point where I had to concentrate on breathing (I have sensitive ears) so, then we landed, and I GOT THE BEST FISH AND SHRIMP TACO EVER!!!! THE SECOND MOST SPICY THINGS I HAVE EVER TASTED! (second to habenaro peppers straight) (I put EVERYTHING on it!) so, then I swam in the pool a little, then stood up in the huge waves they have here (ours are SO small at home!) AND ITS WARM!!!!! (I had to change my shirt when I got there, and should of changed it again after 10 minuets) AND AT FIRST OUR HOTEL WAS SMALL AND NOT GOOD, AND THEN WE UPGRADED FOR $30 A NIGHT, AND IT SHOULD OF COST $100 MORE ATLEAST!!! so, its been great so far, AND IT WAS AWESOME! I AM NOW 4516 DAYS OLD!!! =D

Monday, March 28, 2011

I GOT A 9B PENCIL AND IT IS SOOOOOO AWESOMMMMMEEEEEEEEE!

I CAN WRITE ON MY HAND WITH IT!!! (and that is pronounced awesomEE! this time) so, last night I had a dream where there was this guy named Alpha who created his own universe that was kind of like another dimension, and when he got really old he told his side kick guy to take these people he was making with DNA, (kind of like a clone, one male and one female) and replace one of each of their halves of their brains with one of the halves of his brain, and the half of his brain would become the dominant half, so the side kick guy took the left half (logical) of the guys brain and put it in the guy, and took the right half (creative) in the girl, and when they became aliveish, and they were reminded of the guy who created them, they could access his memories. later, when they were in the universe that Alpha had created they found that if they touched a person and concentrated hard they could control them and tell them to do stuff, and make them think stuff. they could also turn invisible, and they had other powers like that. and when either one of them died they were reborn, except they wernt born, they just appeared as a new person, looking different, sometimes acting different,  but they were always the same gender,  and were the age the other that was alive wished them to be, and when they were reminded of Alpha they could access his memories or any person that they were before's memories, and they were basically the same person every time, just varying slightly. if they died at the same time, they were just re"born" as newborns. so, the first were named Sinestrus Beta (the guy) and Dextra Beta (the girl). so, then it goes to the story part when it is several generations later, and although I don't know their Greek letter surnames, I'm guessing there is Sinestrus Iota and Dextra Kappa, Sinestrus is a classic old man scientist guy, maybe in his 70s, and Dextra Kappa is in her 20s, and she kind of looked Polynesian. okay, some more background: the people there when they reach a certain age they get a golden gear and place it in a circular room which changes the room and it makes it into a shop or something, and they start their profession. so, they are walking around when a boy who Sinestrus had controlled earlier asked him who he was, and he said that he "was the creator of this universe" and he was right, but the boy didn't believe him, so he just controlled him. so, Dextra, who seldom speaks but when she does it sounds intense, and she gets caught up in something, so the relationship of the two is that he is kind of like her mentor, who is grouchy at times and doesn't let her do much and says that duty comes first, (not all Sinestrus's were like this, they could be quite fun) and she follows him around and does what he instructs her to do. so, later, a dog sets up a giant firework (yes, a dog, yes, a firework) and then it rains ashes, and then theirs acid rain, and Sinestrus gets buried in snow stuff and gets really sick and then is re"born", and Dextra decides to make him her age, and he turns out looking a lot like her, and he turns out nice and fun, and a year later they get married. YOU SHOULD OF SEEN THE GRAPHICS IN THAT DREAM! MACBOOK PRO STYLE! IT WAS AWESOME! =D! so, I better get to bed soon... MEXICO TOMORROW!!! AND I'M 4515 DAYS OLD!!! =D

Sunday, March 27, 2011

cranberry sause

yes, you may recognize that quote. so, for the last 2 days or so I was promising to say what happened the previous days in the next post. before I had reasonable excuses, but for some reason now I don't feel like it. .enilced a ees uoy fi ees dna ,stsop ym lla ,stsop ym lla daer - does that mean anything  you ask? well, maybe for someone who already knows what it means. is it important? you be the judge. so, I guess I just usually go on about daily happenings or dreams, but I haven't had any that are recallable recently. PLEH. does that have meaning? again, you be the judge. Quorsum? contrivi, usque ad ignotum. that does have meaning? to Romans, and myself alike. how many days old am I? 4514. PLEH

Saturday, March 26, 2011

hi

remember I said I would post more tomorrow yesterday? well, I CANT POST MUCH NOW, SO, bye! oh yes, I found a 3d animation program called blender and I try it like  every year but its kind of hard and I never really get it so I do other things, but this year I will try to get it off the ground! so, also, I AM NOW 4513 DAYS OLD!!! =D

Friday, March 25, 2011

<*><*><*>SPRING BREAK!!!<*><*><*>

so, tencnically it is now spring break, ish, and I ALMOST FORGOT TO POST, but when I was in bed I was like I FORGOT TO POST!!!!! I'll post more tomorrow... well, I AM 4512 DAYS OLD!!!!=D

Thursday, March 24, 2011

SALVETE!!!! I AM SOOOOO BEATIFIC!!!!!!

SALVETE!!!!! BEATIFIC MEANS BLISSFULLY HAPPY, IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW, AND THAT IS VERY RARE FOR ME!!!!! (I'm OKAY!!!!) sooo, you know why I'm beatific? I HAVE COMPLETED MY ESSAY AND MY HISTORICAL (non*)FICTION (*the book I chose actually was non fiction) BOOK REPORT!!!!!! BOTH HUGE PROJECTS DUE TOMORROW!!! AND ITS ONLY 21 HOURS!!!! (so my computer just declaimed in pure self-satisfaction) yes, I have been using my thesaurus!!! on my Macbook Pro that announces the time on the quarter hour!!!!! so, my day started when I had a dream about the Beatles as my age and they went to my school, except for John, who was actually still dead, and they wanted to bring him back to life some how with his DNA and the king of the united states was funding it! (yes, in my dream there was a king of the united states, and he wasn't Obama, he was this other king dude who looked kind of like the burger king dude, and even had that crown, except without the burger king thing on it, kind of a mixture of these two versions:
and I only go to burger king like 3 times a year because it's sooo far, so, kind of strange. so, the Beatles minus John stayed at my house, and soon one of them and me were the only ones up, I think it was George, and I look out the window and see clouds hovering right above the water, and I'm like, "George, look at this, there's clouds hovering over the water!" he says something, kind of curious, but he's kind of tired too, and I say "I'm going down stairs to get a better look. you wanna come with?"  and he starts to say "yeah" when his "legal guardian" shows up and says "you need to get to sleep George!" and each one had a "legal guardian" who was a grouchy old man with a grey mustache and a pocket watch, and I don't know why they needed them, so he says "I guess I have to go now..." disappointed, and I'm like "okay, I'll take pictures for you" "see ya later" *legal guardian slams door*. and this whole time I'm a huge fan, so, then later they go to my school, and its at recess and its at this playground from the place I learned how to ride my bike at, strange enough, and then everybody was running around on the play structure, and after a while some acquaintance of mine comes up to me and she tells me she got off her braces and she normally doesn't really talk to me like that, and then she hugs me (she's the happy cheery type) and I'm like ooooookkkkkayyyy....... and this other acquaintance of mine, he kind of laughs, but not exactly at me (at least no in a very mean way) but kind of with me in the way I kind of had this nervous laugh going on. and then it was Jason, my science teacher's birthday, (WHICH IS INACCURATE BECAUSE HIS BIRTHDAY IS IN DECEMBER) (I remember when all my teachers birthdays are! =D) and every body got these really cool chocolate cupcake brownie things with liquid chocolate in the middle that were soooo good!!!! so, the dream goes on but I can't really remember it much. so, later, I get up in the morning, due to my alarm, and then later when I ask "why do people not like prunes? THEY'RE SOOO GOOD!" (I only had 1) she tells me, and I'm like 8 / , IVE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE. soo, then at school it was going fine until social studies, I don't know why, then I went home (actually ate 2 fish tacos and then went home) and after I drank some chi tea, I WAS TOTALLY BEATIFIC, MORE THAN I HAVE BEEN IN A LONG, LONG, TIME!!!!!! so, then I GOT MY ASSIGNMENTS DONE, AND I WAS BEATIFIC!!!!! =D =D! I AM BEATIFIC ON THE 4511th DAY OF MY LIFE!!! AKA, I AM 4511 DAYS OLD!!!! =D!

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

NOIZE!!!

I FOUND NOISE!!! I had been having trouble doing my school work kindof, because I can't concentrate when everything is reallly quiet, nor can I that well when I'm listening to music with lyrics. I was getting used to the sound of my heater continuously osculating, but then the electricity bill got a bit more $$$, and I NEEDED TO GET SOME NOISE, SO I JUST GOOGLED SIMPLY "NOISE". and.... IT WORKED!!! I GOT THIS PLACE WHERE THERE IS WHITE NOISE, PINK NOISE, AND BROWN NOISE!!!! AND IT OSCULATES!!! you can find it here: http://www.simplynoise.com/ IT IS SOOO AWESOME!!!! AND I HAD LATIN TODAY AND LEARNED THE 4TH DECLENSION NEUTER!!! I call it: the slug declension! =D! u, us, u, u, u. ua, uum, ibus, ua, ibus! AWESOME RIGHT!?!?!?! you know what else is awesome?!?!?!? I WILL GET TO BED BEFORE 22 HOURS!!!!!! you know what ELSE else is awesome!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I AM 4510 DAYS OLD!!!!! =D

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

hiya! =D

I JUST FOUND AN AWESOME IPOD LIKE THING FOR ONLY 25 BUCKAROOS!!! YEEHAW!!!! (sorry for that moment of ultimate obscenity at the end of that, I just was trying to see your reactions!) so, YEAH, THATS RIGHT, VIDEO, MUSIC, RADIO,  AND MORE, FOR ABOUT ONLY $25!!! ON AMAZON!!! (did you know that the united states is like the only country that puts their money sign before the number?!!? its because money comes first 'round heah!!! (more strange language) (I got that knowledge from my math teacher) (with out the 'round heah) so, last night my dream involved a cat bigger than my small cat but much smaller than my big cat, and I- another one of those dreams.... IFILWAL! (I bet you have no idea what that means, but I do) oh, and I have another one! PSMMD: Please Spare My Magnetic Daughter, which does not make sense for me, because I don't have a daughter (not even a magnetic one) or it could be Please Spare My Mental Damian! poor Damian... (you do know who he is by now don't you?) (you could say he isn't exactly real but he exists in my mind!) OR IT COULD BE Pancakes Sleeping Make Me Dazzled! you know what IA4DO! stands for? I AM 4509 DAYS OLD!!! =D

Monday, March 21, 2011

OMLET GRAPES!!!!! I ALMOST FORGOT TO POST!!!! THAT WOULD OF RUINED EVERYTHING!!!!!

I KNOW RIGHT!?!?!?! THATS ONE OF MY REASONS FOR LIVING!!!!! (what? do I need reasons you ask? WELL I never actually said it was one of my only reasons, don't worry, I have many others!) maybe not as many as other people though, but I still have other reasons! so, anyways, enough of that, I- wow, I didn't have dinner and I'm not even hungry! that's absurd! but true! wow! well anyways, just spelling absurd is absurd, like spelling awkward is awkward, and taking the time to spell ridiculous with out spell check, IS REALLY RIDICULOUS!!! and spelling 89millionAnd7 IS AWESOME! I mean, 89millionAnd7, awesome, whats the difference? =D! if anybody gives me a mean answer, then LIKE I SAID, THIS IS A REASON! if you just gave me a very rude answer to that, then GO CRAWL IN A SMALL HOLE IN THE ICE FOR 35 1/2 DAYS AND EAT- you know what, I'M NOT EVEN GOING THERE! okay, so, um, I'M TIRED, AND 4508 DAYS OLD!!!!=D

Sunday, March 20, 2011

118 TABS ON MY FIAH FOX!

I HAVE 118 TABS ON MY BROWSER, which I will soon be putting to rest! now how much does the average person use you ask? well, maybe 4 OR 5! =D! THAT'S 4GB RAM FOR YAH! MACBOOK PRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I'm listening to the song I feel fine by the beetles, WHICH FITS FOR THE PART!) so, anyways, back from my grandmas, and I found out that I really AM a mutant! blue eyes are a mutation, and all blue eyed people are related! like, closer than all people are related- MY FOOT IS ASLEEP! (it really hurts when it does that) okay, so anyways, MAXWELL'S SILVER HAMMER MADE SURE THAT SHE WAS DEAD, AND I'M 4507 DAYS OLD! =D

Saturday, March 19, 2011

HI, I'm at my grandma's, watching planet 51, and I drew a pictah of Alexzander

so, remember I said I drew a picture of Damian, well I drew a picture of Alexzander, his older brother, and its going pretty good, and I'm tired, so I will be going to bed very soon! and I had a piano recital today, AND I'M 4506 DAYS OLD!! =D

Friday, March 18, 2011

when the songs end, the day does

so, my playlist has run out of songs, and I have been drawing: (guess who...)Damien! again. I just love drawing him because every picture of him I draw provokes such emotion, (even though it is always kind of depressing) and this one, after a while when I came up out of my room for air and pizza, I said that I was drawing him, and naturally she'd want to see it, and she said it looked professional, and that it could win something, and I'm like ITS THAT GOOD?!?! because she is a tough critic, and I really didn't think much of it until I REALLY got it going, and now it looks quite above my usual standards, and I think I like it! =)!  I will post it later. so, today I had marimbas, and we worked on gravity a lot, and I got the part 3 I think, because there is a c high g c low g, and a g high d g low b, and the one I did, with ge at the same time, then ae, then ce, and so on, and for lunch I had these strange "fish" and "chips" where the fish was breaded fish shaped objects that were presumably edible, and the chips were strange excessively un crispy weird fries, but that lunch was one of the better ones. so, I also had a dream last night! so, as far back as I can remember, there was this old tv show channel on netflix for the wii, yes, a channel, and I picked out this show for me and my sister to watch, (the show is sepia colored) and this lady goes for a job interview into this room with alot of blinds, and the boss is a old man guy, and I'm pretty shure she had blond hair and a pearl necklace, and definitely a brief case.  strangely, the dream kept on switching points of views, from us watching it, to the show being real life and me being one of them or just watching them like a camera, or being able to control what happened like a video game, and every view was sepia colored. so, after a while, when I got to control what happened, I got bored and wanted to add a giant hazardous gorilla, that turned out to be rather affectionate, but the lady was scared to death, and then I switched to her position for a while, and I don't remember what happened next. then, later, I was in a city at night, very much like Seattle, and it might of been, or it could of been new york, and it connected to Mexico, which was just down the hill from the shop I some how was connected with. so, I accidentally ran across the border, which wasn't marked, but every body could somehow sense it, because it was a dream, and I was expecting them to ask for my passport and not let me go back to the U.S., but apparently no one noticed because it was crowded. it was kind of like pikes place market and they were selling alot of lobsters and speaking Spanish. so, then I ran back and ran into the store that I was some how connected with. now, somewhere along the line I turned into one of my camp half blood role play characters, Albert Robbert Einstein-Solstice, a Apollo kid, and talked to a friends role play character, Hesperina, who is kind of moody and hot headed, and I'm the innocent gullible Albert Robbert Einstein-Solstice, and I was supposed to win a music award, but one of my sister's role play characters, an ARES KID, Mary, won it instead! so some how I appeared in this really busy scary confusing fog filled city, which just had a feeling of fear to it, and for some reason I had to be there to prove my having to win the award. so, there is this gray 6 lane train thing, and their kind of like those flat escalators at airports, except they are HUGE, and people are supposed to go inside of them. so, they just have an air of fear about them, and they just move the same way, all the same speed, slowly and quickly at the same time some how, and they just continue on forever, and I am on top of them, running to the opposite way then they were going, and it was very dangerous, and I just couldn't get to what I was looking for, until somehow I got on this peaceful little golf cart like thing, and it was going across this dirt path with fall trees with leaves of golden and orange shades on both sides, and I see a nice little sign that says "TOWN", and think, this must be the country side! and sure enough, it was, and the cart drives along these beautiful houses with lakes and big fields, and they kind of reminded me of the house before the one I live in now, except they were bigger and more expensive, but nice and relaxing and simple. finally I see a really nice one and I stop at it to meet the people there to see if they were willing to take me in for a few days because I was kind of lost. so, I walk down their nice gravel driveway, and MY ALARM GOES OFF! well, almost midnight, so I BETTER GET SOME SLEEP! =D

Thursday, March 17, 2011

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another post which I am not sure what to name. so, today was SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, which I TOTALLY forgot about, but luckily I had bits and pieces of it various places. so, strange thing... a annoying teacher of mine was asking me if I was depressed a few days ago... and today there was a guy who came to talk about depression today, and I realised that I had a few of the symptoms (actually ALL of them) I'M OKAY! AKLS ;DADKLS ;ALSDKJF;ALSDKFJ, that usually calms me down. a;lskdj- but THIS IS A BLOG! am I kidding? NO, I am actually dead serious. about what you ask? well, all of the following or whatever you chose to believe, and you should all of the following. BUT, ignore all that- P.E. has been getting better, and I had a dream last night... there was this boy who was like 6-8 years old, and at this small little rock pond near his house he had 4 strange kind of squid like fish. he loved the fish, and he took one out of the water (this did not harm the fish, it could be taken out of water just fine) and touched it  a certain way, and strange clear thick liquid oozed out of it. he found this odd, and touched it again, to find the same reaction, and he found it amusing and did it again, and more clear thick liquid oozed out of it, but then it went limp, and died. now he was grief stricken, and quite afraid, and in a panic, he took out another fish, did the same, and like the first, it oozed out clear liquid and after 3 touches it grew limp and died. now quite frightened, frantically he did the same to the last two, and regretted it, because they did the same, and then he started to cry. the same scene repeated later in the dream, except after the 4 fish died, a 5th baby fish appeared and started to cry like a human baby, and that's when my watch alarm woke me up. so, I'm 4504 days old AND OKAY! =)

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

the mere typings of a highly confused blogger

hi, so, today I had to clean out a lot of strange sticky stuff from my backpack, and it got all over some of my books, including this kind of expensive diary/planner thing that I just used for writing, nothing about real life, (I save my blog for that! =) ) but I got most of it off, but it still WAS NOT FUN AT ALL! well, anyways, in the front page it says something DIARY, which I crossed out and wrote "this is not a diary, only the scribblings of a confused writer" underneath it! =) oh, and I forgot to eat rice! sorry! so, I had Latin today, AND SPAGHETTI! =D AND I'M 4503 DAYS OLD!!! =D

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

hi! RICE AND POTATOES!

hi, remember when I said the thing about eating only rice for a while (with minor toppings, and of coarse that doesn't include beverages) well, I have been inspired by the potato guy who ate them only for 60 days, and I thing I WILL DO IT! ONLY RICE, with some toppings, the largest thing by far being small chunks of mango, and toppings mainly being sauce, to keep up protein, and I might make the occasional shake, but not containing any ice cream, only fruit and milk! and it will be liquid, so it won't really count, but I will try drinking primarily water! I think I'll pack my lunch! =D! post scriptum- I played king ball today! and we were winning, but within  the last 5 minuets, WE LOST EVERYTHING! EVEN THE HOOP! but its all fun! =D

Monday, March 14, 2011

hi, I don't know what to say...

hi, I JUST GOT BACK MY WATCH, because my mom dosn't want me wearing it to bed anymore! (of coarse, I do have this very red and bumpish rash on my wrist contained in a circular shape and some patches making a ring around it where the straps would be, and every morning I wash the thing but by the next day there is a thin layer of skin on the back of it AGAIN, but ITS A WAY OF LIFE FOR ME!
ITS MY ALARM IN THE MORNING! ITS MY CONFORT WHILE WAITING FOR THINGS TO END! IT IS MY ASSURANCE OF REALITY,- sometimes, but only when I want it to be, which is rare! BUT THE RASH DOSN'T HURT! it just oozes and eats up my skin... but it dosn't bleed! (unless you pick at it)) so, she's afraid of me getting a staff infection, and I'm like "will it make me die or something? because I really don't care" and she says that I could lose my hand and I'm like "WAT?!?!?!?!?!" then, "your kidding right" and I found that she wasn't and I was like "GWAPH!" (that means baby graph) so, to me losing either one of my hands is a fate waaaay worse then death! and then she hid it from me, until I realised that that was my alarm in the morning! so, speaking of that... I got up late this morning because in my dream my alarm went off when it did in real life, so in both my dream and real life I turned it off, and continued washing the dishes, and the sink was where my stove is, and in the other room Bart Rathbone, a guy from Adventures in Odyssey, and "happy peppy gary" and "happy peppy beth" from farily odd parents (I had to look up their names because I havn't watched the show in forever, but I used to all the time,(there they are), and they were having a court case!

some where along the dream I remember yelling out "THE MONEY'S COUNTERFEIT!" and, pretty much it, that was! (YODA) so, TODAY I GOT A SIGNED PIANO PIECE CALLED WINTER RHAPSODY! AND I'M 4501 DAYS OLD!!! (gotta get used to that 5 in the hundreds place!) =D

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Hey, what do ya know? I can sing Latin!

exactly! I just found myself singing about a king and queen in latin! Rex et Regina.... amantne magnus? amant magnus, bonus, bonus! WOW! I WAS AT A LOSS AND I LOOKED UP "the fourth prince was cleaver" AND IT CAME UP WITH FELIX AND I DIDN'T EVEN PUT IN HIS NAME YET, WHICH WAS FELIX! (and I made the second one have a brain disease, how awful is that? how roman is that? =) ) so, anyways, I also used simaler context today when I was like "well, what do ya know? who knew grinded up pig stuffed into its own intestines topped with aged solidified cow milk would taste SOO GOOD?!?!? I amaze myself sometimes! =D! (no, I'm not some sort of barbarian, I was eating a hickory smoked summer sausage topped with aged cheese!)- LISTEN TO THIS! Rex et Regina.... amantne magnus? amant magnus, bonus, bonus! rex et regina tres filios et unam filiam, crine flavo. princeps primogenitus erat perfectum, quarto, Princeps felix et ingeniosus, Princeps secundus haberet cerebrus morbus. the second part of the last sentence's meaning is truly awful with google translate! okay, so tomarow I better not be tired, so, valete! (more latin) AND I'M 4500 DAYS OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *<=D!!

Saturday, March 12, 2011

I'M BACK!

I GOT A FREE LUNCH AND 2 FREE SODAS FROM MICROSOFT! AND THEY WERE SOOO GOOD!!! AND I JUST HAPPENED TO BE POSTING FROM MY MOM'S COMPUTER (Windows). so anyways, when we were walking in my dad held up his iPhone, and that was kind of dangerous because I was half expecting some buff computer geeks to just run up and tackle him, so, luckily we made it out alive! oh yes, I should mention that I was there for mathcounts state competition 2011, and then later I had adjudications! and then even later I had a Irish dinner at someones house that I didn't know, and the key lime pie was good, but towards the end I was sooo tired to the point I started to lose my balance and I was sweating more than... I don't even know, and now I'm tired, and I'll let you know my placing in the contest once I get results! (I left early) AND I'M 4499 DAYS OLD!!! =D

Friday, March 11, 2011

I GOT A NEW FOLOWER AND I CANT BELIVE I HAVN'T NOTICED UNTIL NOW!

and I'm guessing their from Brazil! (I translated some of their posts from Portuguese to English with Google translate) so, YES I HAVE COMPLIMENTARY WIFI!!! =D!!! so, anyways, on their blog they had this thing saying something like (acording to google translate, since it is a romance language you might want to add some I's and a's and it's) (MAXWELLS SILVER HAMMER!, sorry I have to say that every time I hear it)
If I were ...
If I were a month would be ... August
If I was a week day would be ... Saturday
If I were a number would be ... 5 ou7, can not decide
If I were a planet would be ... Planet? It may not be the sun?
If I were a direction would be ... North
If I were a mobile would be ... Sofa, so I can watch TV and so on.
If I were a stone would be ... Diamond (wear but does not break)
If I were a metal would be ... Gold
If I were a fruit would be ... Apple
If I were a flower would be ... Rosa
If I were a station would be ... Winter
If I were a musical instrument would be ... Microphone (it's an instrument?)
If I were an element would be ... Water
If I were a color it would be ... PINK!
If I were an animal would be ... Cat
If I were a feeling it would be ... um ... gotta think ...
If I were a book would be ... One? Like, can not really be a Harry Potter and Percy Jackson?
If I were a food would be ... Four cheese lasagna
If I were a city would be ... London
If I were a taste it ... Sweet
If I were a smell would be ... Guess too sweet
If I were an object would be ... Crown
If I were a clothing would be ... Skirt
If I were a body part would be ... Eyes
If I were one way would be ... Heart
If I were a sentence would be ... "It's the destiny dear"

so, I will come up with mine!

If I were ...
If I were a month it would be ... July
If I was a week day it would be ... SATURDAH
If I were a number it would be ... 89000007!!!!!
If I were a planet it would be ... MERCURY, although my question is the same, I do like the sun!
If I were a direction it would be ... northwest, right here, right now!
If I were a mobile it would be ... A SOLAR POWERED BIKE! (that would be SO awesome!)
If I were a stone it would be ... obsidian!
If I were a metal it would be ... probably gold, but there was one I found recently...
If I were a fruit it would be ... A MANGO!
If I were a flower it would be ... bird of paradice!
If I were a season it would be ... SUMMAH!
If I were a musical it instrument would be ... the piano!
If I were an element it would be ... FIAH!
If I were a color it would be ... either black or blue....
If I were an animal it would be ... either a cat or a ferret... or a rock... it depends on my mood... (A ROCK IS AN ANIMAL!)
If I were a feeling it would be ... inspired!
If I were a book it would be ... either the third Percy Jackson or Inkdeath
If I were a food it would be ... SUSHI WITH PLEANTY OF RAW TUNA!
If I were a city it would be ... now thats a tough one...
If I were a taste it would be ... MARSCAPONE!
If I were a smell it would be ... THE SMELL OF LEMON CURD! IT IS SOOO GOOD!
If I were an object it would be ... UNDEFINED
If I were a clothing it would be ... my splatter painted shoes!
If I were a body part it would be ... I don't know... if it would be what I want to be I would not say my nose because it gets thrashed around alot... probably my fingers or my ears!
If I were one way it would be ... (this question didn't translate well) if it would be the side of my brain I would say right, anything else then I would say left)
If I were a sentence it would be ...
"Cherish this moment, for you may never live it again."


If I were a smiley it would be... =D

I WILL POST NOW BECAUSE I MAY NOT BE ABLE LATER!

so, going to spend the night next to the Microsoft place for a math contest thing, so, valete! =D

Thursday, March 10, 2011

FISH TACO!

so, today I had 2 FISH TACOS like I do on Sundays, EXCEPT NOW THEY HAVE THEM EVERY DAY! and I think the guy recognised me because he asked me if I wanted everything on it, like I usually say, so, that means I AM A RECOGNIZED REGULAR ORDERER OF FISH TACOS!!! =D! so, also, I went to a friends house today, and we started to play this horse game on the wii because it was funny because you could kill sheep on it (the sheep get flattened and another replaces it, which is very hard to accomplish) and make the horses charge at you, but it turned out to be addicting, so we almost beat the entire game in a few hours! so, I had this REALLY cool horse that I used for a while, my first stallion, and right before I was going to go in a contest thing (and I was going to get more horses) I wanted to know his name and it was CUDDLES! I MEAN SERIOUSLY!?!?! CUDDLES!!!?!?!?! but then I found one that WAS THE AWESOMEST ONE ON EARTH NAMED RAJAH!!! =D! but then the power went off right when I got to the black horses! okay, so enough about the game- I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT! okay, so  in my dream, I had a HUGE family, and it included my immediate family and my 2 grandmas except I had ANOTHER GRANDMA, SO I HAD A GRAND TOTAL OF 3 GRANDMAS! don't ask me how, I have NO IDEA! so, there was like about 35 of us living in a giant motor home with a looong hall and everybody had a smaall room, kind of like a hotel except longer hall, and smaller rooms, and there was a HUGE kitchen! and just down the street, there was this grumpy old man writer guy who strangely I consulted for moral advice (don't ask me why that either, I don't have a clue) and strangely I didn't ask him on writing advice! so, then I would look out my window and I could see a city across the water (like I can in my real house) exept it was closer so you can see detailed buildings and it was more like a town, so when I would look over, I would see some guy who looked a lot like my science teacher through my binoculars a lot, and I can't exactly remember the details, but he was seeming to be doing slightly criminal like things, or at least caught in the wrong place at the wrong time a lot, and this was VERY surprising of coarse, because he is VERY nice, and for some reason I was excessively tremendously emotional in my dream at times so I cried over EVERYTHING, so I just start crying, and it was kind of weird. so, later, something happens to my science teacher's house, so he comes to stay with us for a while, because somehow we have PLENTY of space, and we all have some good times together, and I think me and him went fishing or something every Saturday, (kind of random) so, good times. but after a while, he goes missing so I'm like, well, that's odd, and then I see on the news THAT HE'S IN JAIL! so I go to visit him, and I forgot what he did, but whatever it was it seemed not to be his fault, and I'm like "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT YOU WERE AN EX-CONVICT!?!" and get all emotional again, and he gave me a list of minor confessions, and I promised myself that I would remember them, but I didn't. so, then I go to the writer guy and get strangely overly emotional again and just start crying again, but luckily it doesn't last for long, and then the writer guy was like "that's a real shame. he was such a nice boy..." and this wasn't unusual because he was so old he just called every adult boys and girls. so, later I'm with my grandma that doesn't exist in real life, and she is a HUGE fan of the writer guy, and she FINALLY finds out that he lives right next door after ALL THESE YEARS, and shes like WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS? and I'm like "YOU DIDN'T KNOW?" so, this whole time I'm kind of in a bad mood, and thinking I wonder what the new teacher will be like, and how will the others react? so, then I'm kind of sad, and it kind of fades out. I know, sad ending. BUT OF COARSE I CAN'T END ON THAT NOTE! I'M 4497 DAYS OLD! =D

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

HI ITS WENSDAY! THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE SPELLED!!

so, salvete people, today I HAD THIS AWESOME CHOPPINO AND AM CURRENTLY BURNING RANDOM DISCS TO MY COMPUTER! so...................... today I..... OH YEAH, my sister, her friend, and I, almost broke a tree in a park next door... its really a big cold rocky beach, not really most people's idea of a park... but it has this strange sideways tree coming out of some rocks with 2 loong branches and roots half exposed, half in the rock, so we were kind of sitting on it, hanging on it, leaning on it as hard as we can, and we hear this cracking noise, and check to see the damage, and this keeps on happening every few minuets, and then there is a HUGE cracking noise, and then we realise that the branches had lowered about more than half a foot from its original position and was very easy to move around! so, that was a fail... ANYWAYS, so... OH YEAH! I FORGOT TO SAY MY DREAM! SO, a couple nights ago I had this strange dream: I went to Africa, and there was these African tribe guys with all these spears, that wanted to take me to their leader, and I'm like "sure, okay." because it was a dream, so, then they took me to their leader in this clearing with tall grass all around and little huts, and their leader just happened to be Bill Gates, so I was like "okayy....." and then he showed me all these chairs, and they had the names of blogs on them, a select few, and a blog (that doesn't exist in real life..) that I made about Sokka that I hadn't used much recently was one of them! and I was like "too bad it wasn't 89millionAnd7.... and it kinda fades out, except I remember something about making corn tortillas at Mexico in a restaurant... hmm... MAXWELL'S SILVER HAMMER! I LOVE SONGS WITH HAPPY MOODS AND STRANGE LYRICS! SOME KID KILLING WITH A SILVER HAMMER!! =D! okay... so, I guess that's it for today, EXCEPT I'M 4496 DAYS OLD!

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

THIS BLOG 5 MONTHS OLD OF NON-STOP DAILY POSTING!

yes, 5 months of my daily life! or 151 DAYS! to think this blog started on October 8, 2010... well, anyways, TODAY WAS THE BEST P.E. DAY EVER! AND I USUALLY HATE P.E! but this time JASON TAUGHT IT! AND FOR YEARS I HAVE BEEN HORRIBLE AT FRISBEE AND HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO THROW IT VERY FAR VERY WELL WITHIN 10 MINUETS! (and catch it, sometimes better then throwing it!) and afterwards when I'd miss I could diagnose what I did wrong because he taught me so well! if only he could teach it every time... so, today I had a Jason filled day I guess, because I also had a study hall like thing with him instead of social studies, AND THEN I HAD CHICKEN NOODLE SOOP FOR LUNCH! (and I have NO IDEA what the significance of chicken noodle is, except its SOOP! okay, so my cat sippy (Skippy Jon Jones) IS PURRING!, AND I HAVE A 5 DAY WEEKEND!!, AND I'M 4495 DAYS OLD!!!!

Monday, March 7, 2011

hi, today is mondah, and I drew a pictah!

so, today I drew a sketch of a RP character, his name is Ziru, named after another Ziru that I also made up, and I also made the name up myself! so, he turned out much older looking than I intended, and I had chicken nuggets with rice for lunch at school today, along with only rice for dinner, so now I'm like ITS AN OMEN!!!! because I was thinking of only eating rice for a while, like a few weeks, and it doesn't sound half bad! but, of coarse I will miss my malts... (I had a chocolate banana malt earlier today...) but its all good! okay, so, I was going to say something.... well, anyways, I'M 4494 DAYS OLD!! =D! (my metric birthday is coming up! the big 4500!) *<=D

Sunday, March 6, 2011

okay, so last night's post wasn't that long at all... DAILY BLOGS ARN'T THAT COMMON YOU KNOW!

so, today I had a lunch of a milkshake composed of 1% milk (my mom buys it and I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW DIFFERENT IT IS FROM 2%!!), 2 bananas, a small spoon full of ice cream, somewhere around 7 strawberrys, and one of those little plastic cup things of fruit salad, all combined to create 1 liter (give or take a few ml) of LIQUID!!!=D! I know! how simply delightful!!! (and no, I am NOT sarcastic) (or sokkastic, mind you, although I often am) and then for dinner I had PASTA!!!!! I HAVEN'T HAD PASTA SINCE MY MOM WENT ON THIS DIET THING!! AND I'M LIKE: WHEAT IS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FOOD PYRAMID!!!!!!!!!! RIGHT?!?!?!?! IT IS!!! okay, enough about food. lately, I have been randomly researching brain damage for no apparent reason at all. I just find it so fascinating! like the whole left brain right brain thing IS AWESOME!!! =D! (I am starting to remind my self of a role play character of mine) (he has blue hair and thinks that manicures should be for men) I KNOW, RIGHT?! MANicures! MANicures! LISTEN WORLD! at least it isn't like what we did to the Latin number six! (that's probably why in all my years my Latin teacher HAS NEVER TAUGHT ME NUMBERS!) so I taught my self! =D! unus, duo, tres, quattor,... ITS FUN STUFF! =D

Friday, March 4, 2011

I WILL TRY TO IMPROVE MY SLEEPING HABITS!

YES, SO VERY TIRED, WATCHED COLUMBO, AND CAN YOU READ MY HAND WRITING?
so, I was trying out a tablet program, and its fun, and since I can't think of much to type then I'll post this one I did in a few minuets excessively just to test out a few things because... I DON'T EVEN KNOW! (Damian again...)(it has some Latin words, some English, so [if you can read it] you may want to get out your favorite online translator! [I recommend google])
Okay, so, DON'T ASK. unless you want to! (comments are open)(the actual drawing only took about 40 seconds (or less), the program isn't meant for drawing detailed work that I usually do, so the several minuets was all the randomish writing! (this is also probably the only place you'll see this unless I get really bored with my Picasa album content, or something else that I need a filler for, LIKE THIS POST!) =D

Thursday, March 3, 2011

hi, I am so tired that I almost fell asleep on my keybord...

yes, so, OH YEAH! I mentioned my math teacher last time! he went to Swaziland, and was none other than a MATH TEACHER!  so, anyways, I have found that if I was a half blood, then I would be a roman, and have some Pluto in there somewhere. so, anyways, if I get involved in a matter of war (like a warish game in PE), I keep the same act for quite a while, like when I had to cross the street! so, anyways,... I MUST SLEEP NOW! that's all folks! =D

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

second day of march

greetings and salutations! =D! I got green curry!! =D!!! (random happening) so, today I had Latin, and MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAN SAY "MY NAME IS JASON AND I DON'T LIKE PICKLES" IN BULGARIAN!!!! (another random happening today) I can't wait to hear what language my math teacher learned! (they both were in peace corps and have advisories) so, today for lunch I had a strange cupcake with frosting in the middle! (ANOTHER RANDOM HAPPENING TODAY!) AND VICTOR KRUM IS FROM BULGARIA! (but EVERYBODY knows that!) the Bulgarians are very proud of Victor! (randomish fact) THE LIFESPAN OF AN AARDVARK IS 15-20 YEARS!!!!!! (ANOTHER RANDOM FAAAACT!!!!!!) you want to know another random fact? DID YOU JUST SAY NO? well, I'll say it anyways! I'M 4489 DAYS OLD!!!! =D!!!

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Kalendas Martias!

KALENDAS MARTIAS! (first day of march), so I have been doing various things... AND I HAVE FOUND OUT ABOUT HOW TO LUCID DREAM! that would be so inspirational!!! I have now decided to record ALL of my dreams now, not just the okay ones that I can post on this blog. and my teacher talked about peace corps today, and I think it is so cool, but sadly I'm not 21 yet and I have a ways to go so... yeah. and I am still trying to draw Damian, and I even made up his coat of arms but I HAVEN'T DRAWN HIS LEGS PROPERLY YET, BECAUSE I DON'T EXACTLY KNOW WHAT POSITION HE SHOULD BE IN! oh well,,, (that is kind of like... exept its,,,) I didn't know I had a drop of blood on my hand... okay must of picked a scab! (too much info you say? WELL I CAN BE WORSE!) so, now I'm 4488 days old, AND STILL NOT 21! =D